nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back earlyÂ
astronaut: moonâs stuck in a time loop.Â
nasa employee: what?Â
astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moonâs stuck in a time loop.
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back earlyÂ
astronaut: moonâs stuck in a time loop.Â
nasa employee: what?Â
astronaut: *loading a pistol* moonâs stuck in a time loop. do you have extra ammo? this wonât be enough.
nasa employee: enough forâŚwhat?
astronaut: *finding extra clip of ammo, pocketing it, and getting back on the rocket-ship* donât worry about it!
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back earlyÂ
astronaut: moonâs stuck in a time loop.
nasa employee: what?Â
astronaut: *emerging from supply closet with a space harpoon, getting back on the rocket-ship* moonâs stuck in a time loop.
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut:   oh hey u guys are back early
astronaut: moonâs stuck in a time loop.Â
nasa employee: what?Â
astronaut: what?Â
nasa employee: how did you know what i was going to say?Â
astronaut: *punching in key pad code for base evacuation signal, getting back on the rocket-ship* i told youâŚmoonâs stuck in a time loop.
*red warning lights begin flashing*
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back earlyÂ
astronaut: moonâs stuck in a time loop.Â
nasa employee: what?Â
astronaut: *rifling thru bookshelf of operating instructions, selecting one that says âAIRLOCK MANUAL OVERRIDE INSTRUCTIONS,â getting back on the rocket-ship* moonâs stuck in a time loop.
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back earlyÂ
astronaut: moonâs stuck in a time loop.Â
nasa employee: what?Â
astronaut: moonâs stuck in a time loop. hey, do you have anything to eat? iâm starving. *opens random drawer, finds nothing, closes it*
nasa employee: a time loo- uh, we donât have food in hereâŚwe canâtâŚeat in the control room, only the break-room.
astronaut: *sighs*
nasa employee:âŚmy lunch is in like 10 minutes, though, and if my lunch is actually STILL THERE and not STOLEN, AGAIN, i can share it with yo-
astronaut: nah, thatâs okâŚno time. *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* orâŚtoo much time. but thanks, anyway. OK, bye!
*alarm begins blaring*
nasa employee: youâreâŚwelcome? wait, a TIME LOOP?!
Keep reading